FuNnY.. flY wIth PuNjaB AirLiNes..

Please read with an Indian accent:

“Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your
captain Banta Singh
welcoming you to Punjab Airways. We apologize for the
four day delay in
taking off, owing to bad weather and some overtime I
had put in at the
bakery. This is flight one two six to New Delhi.
Landing in Delhi is not
guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in the East.
And if luck is in
our favor, we may even be landing on your village!

Punjab Airways has an excellent record for safety. In
fact our safety
standards are so high that even the terrorists are
afraid to fly with
us! It is with pleasure I announce that starting this
year over 50% of
our passengers have reached their destination. For the
ones that don't
quiet make it, Punjab Airways staff have all the
requisite experience
for consoling the next-of-kin. Our Stewardess Bubbly
will be happy to
brief you on our out of court settlement policies.

If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger
request, we can
arrange to turn them off ! To make your free fall to
earth pleasant and
memorable, we serve complimentary tea and biscuits !

For our religious passengers, we are the only airline
who can help you
find out if there really is a God! We regret to inform
you, that today's
in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to
record it from the
television. But for our movie buff, we will be flying
right next to Air
India, where their movie will be visible from the
right side of the
cabin window. There is no-smoking in this airplane.
Any smoke you see in
the cabin is only the early warning system of the
engines telling us to
slow down !

Life jacket are positioned under your seats and free
bathing costumes
are made available to the aunties and swimming shorts
to the uncles, for
emergency jumps!

In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly
as close as
possible for the best view. If, however, we go a
little too close do
let us know.Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies
right through the
landmark !

Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright
position for take off and
fasten your belt. For those of you who can't find a
seat belt, kindly
fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And for
those of you who
can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch
with a flight
attendant for your suitcase.

Sorry, but I won't be flying with you today because I
have to attend my>
nephew's wedding. But please make yourself at home and
help yourself to
the cockpit.

Thank you for choosing Punjab Airways. HAVE A NICE
JOURNEY !

Dear My Future Hubby....

A stranger you were once.
Then, with a gentle look you took my hand.
As our lives engaged,
you lit my life and I held both your hands.
Now that decades have passed,
ours souls have indeed become one.
How fortunate we are
that we have found the love so true
that everyone dreams about.


I love you, A... days, years and eternities...

Engagement Day....!!

30th January 2005... Hani Anggraini & Dr. Deden Rahmat Ermawar's engagement day...

For My little Sarah ....

I see that you are growing,
Testing out new things.



I always want to stay. For I feel that I am missing out on everything that you do.
Cuddling you here with me, has been such a blessing.
I wonder about the things that you see ....


From: Tante Hani

Sukses ya Onny... :)

hmm.. besok temen gue Onny pulang ke indo for good.. gue tuh sedih banget deh ngeliat temen gue satu demi satu pulang ke indo.. habis mungkin karena kita sama-sama senasib tinggal di negeri orang, jadinya gimanaaa gitu... lebih kekeluargaan dan solidaritasnya tinggi banget... sebenernya tahun ini bisa dibilang gue gak begitu deket ama anak2 indo yang tinggal disini, but still.. setiap ada farewell party gue suka langsung moody.. mungkin mereka ngeliat gue asik ketawa ketiwi.. tapi dalem hati sih who knows .... yaah.. apa mo dikata.. gue cuma bisa ngedoain mudah2an temen2 gue yang udah atau bakalan balik ke indo jadi orang yang sukses.. aamin.. :)

eniwei, buat Onny.. inget yaa.. keep our friendship until forever ok?!.. wherever you are.. u still my bud!hehheee.. ntar2 kita jalan2 lagi pake mobil MAXIMA okeeyy???!!! hehehhee... gileeee kereeen maaaaaaann......

NgaBoDorr yuuKK.. HehEhe...

Selundupan

Suatu waktu di perbatasan Mexico, si Pedro terlihat berjalan mendorong
sepeda-nya Di keranjang sepedanya tampak ada bungkusan plastik keresek
Sampai di check-point, petugas menanyakan ke si Pedro apa isi
bungkusan itu si Pedro-pun menjawab "Eusinos keusikos....manggos
diparios" dalam bahasa Mexico logat Cicaheum tea...yg artinya "eusina
keusik (isinya pasir)....mangga diparios (silahkan diperiksa)"
Begitulah setiap hari, sampai2 si petugas heran dan sangat penasaran,
ngapain tiap hari si Pedro mundar mandir perbatasan cuman bawa
sekantung keresek berisi pasir di keranjang sepeda-nya
Sampai suatu hari si petugas ngga tahan "Pedro, sok atuh ngaku
lah....kamu teh tiap hari bolak balik cuman bawa sekantung keresek
pasir,sebenernya kamu tuh mau nyelundupin barang apa sih ?"
Sambil nyengir si Pedro menjawab "Sepeda....."

Cuma Salah Bahasa

Si Asep membuat spanduk yang tulisannya begini:
"SAVE THE COUNTRY, HANG TNI .... SAVE THE PEOPLE, HANG POLRI"
Tentu saja ia lalu diciduk Aparat Kepolisian Setelah diinterogasi, dia
dilepaskan walau spanduknya dibakar. Ternyata, maksud si Asep baik.
Cuma,bahasa Inggrisnya kacau. Arti spanduk itu dalam benak Asep
adalah:"Keselamatan Negara tergantung TNI, Keselamatan Rakyat
tergantung POLRI"

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Tiket pesawat Surabaya - Bandung Rp. 600 ribu, kalo Surabaya-Jakarta cuma Rp.160 ribu...... apa engga bingung tuch......matematika siapa yang salah....
Sebenarnya tidak ada yang salah dengan harga-harga tiket tersebut. Walaupun secara matematika saya tidak tahu pasti karena terus terang nilai saya biasa-biasa saja di mata pelajaran ini, tapi perlu diketahui bahwa ada beberapa pertimbangan yang diambil oleh airline operator dalam menentukan 'airfare' yang berlaku, misalnya :

KONDISI GEOGRAFIS.
Sesuai data yang ada, Bandara Juanda (WRSJ-SUB) terletak pada elevasi/ketinggian 3 meter diatas permukaan laut (MSL), Bandara Soekarno-Hatta (WIII-CGK)di ketinggian 10 meter, sedangkan Lanud Husein Sastranegara (WRRD-BDO) terletak di ketinggian 740m. Jadi jelas bahwa jalur dari Surabaya ke Bandung itu lebih 'nanjak' dan tentu saja membutuhkan lebih banyak bahan bakar dibandingkan jalur Surabaya - Jakarta yang relatif datar sehingga lebih 'ngirit' bahan bakar.

JARAK.
Tarif pesawat dihitung dari besaran 'average fare per mile' yang berbanding lurus terhadap jarak; semakin jauh semakin mahal. Maka tarif tiket Surabaya-Jakarta tentu jauh lebih murah karena jaraknya yang saling berdekatan dengan pantai dibandingkan Bandung yang jaraknya relatif jauh dari pantai.

PROFIL PENUMPANG.
Berdasarkan survey terhadap penumpang pesawat dari Surabaya, mereka yang berangkat dengan tujuan ke Jakarta adalah dalam rangka 'Bisnis' (baca: cari duit), sedangkan mereka yang berangkat ke Bandung sebagian besar dalam rangka 'Shopping' (baca:buang duit) seiring makin menjamurnya Factory Outlet di kota kembang tersebut. Maka diadakanlah program tarif bersubsidi silang untuk meringankan ongkos penumpang yang sedang kesusahan cari duit.

OPERATIONAL COST.
Biaya pelayanan penumpang tujuan Bandung biasanya lebih mahal, karena mereka menuntut n asi timbel panas, sayur lalaban segar, gurame goreng, pete bakar, sambal cobek terasi dan es kelapa muda lengkap dengan batoknya.
Hal ini tentu menimbulkan biaya tambahan karena mempersiapkan dan memasak hidangan ini di pesawat tentu lebih sulit dibandingkan katering siap-saji biasa yang cukup dihangatkan dalam microwave.

LOAD FACTOR.
Kapasitas angkut penumpang terpaksa dikurangi hingga 30-40% agar dapat memuat set cobek sambal, kelapa dewegan, panggangan ikan, kobokan tangan dll tanpa melebihi batas Maximum Take-Off Weight. Passanger seat pun terpaksa dicabut karena penumpang lebih memilih duduk lesehan di tikar,
"Ameh sarasa di saung", kata mereka.

NAVIGASI.
Dibandingkan Jakarta, papan penunjuk arah jalan di kota Bandung sering tidak jelas dan membingungkan. Sering terjadi pilot salah belok dan kemudian terjebak jalan satu arah yang ternyata dipadati oleh angkot.
Apalagi kemacetan yang terjadi setiap akhir pekan, menuntut pilot bekerja extra untuk menahan pedal kopling lebih lama. Oleh karena itu jangan heran bila banyak pilot yang tidak mau menggunakan argometer dan lebih memilih sistem borongan.

SUKU CADANG.
Faktor ketersediaan suku cadang turut berpengaruh terhadap besaran tarif. Bila pesawat mengalami kerusakan di Jakarta, terdapat alternatif pasar suku cadang dengan harga miring di Asem Reges, sebaliknya di Bandung besar kemungkinan justru suku cadang dan komponen pesawat itu yang dipreteli untuk mengisi stok onderdil di pasar Sumur Bandung. Jadi mungkin
saja pesawat B737 yang terbang ke Bandung pulangnya berubah wujud menjadi Gantole.


FLIGHT CREW.
Prosedur standar penerbangan di Indonesia biasanya menerapkan 2-man cockpit crew. Tapi untuk penerbangan ke Bandung diperlukan crew tambahan selain Captain dan First Officer, yaitu Translator. Hal ini diperlukan untuk mengatasi kendala bahasa yang mungkin terjadi ....
PILOT : "Bandung Tower, selamat siang .... Japati 601 with Bravo,inbound for landing"
TOWER : "Japati 601 ... rek naon maneh ka dieu?"
PILOT : "Bandung Tower, Japati 601 request permission to land ...."
TOWER : "Gelo ... Teu bisa! Ayeuna Persib keur tanding euy ....."
TRANSLATOR : "Sok siah ... lamun teu di bere lending, urang baledog ti luhur ..."
TOWER : "Anjrit ...nya sok atuh lah ... klir to len, mangga Japati 601 ......."
PILOT : "Affirmative ... Japati 601 cleared to land, Roger ...."
TOWER : "Rojer nu mana deui ... ngaran aing mah Asep ... Asep Surasep ti Babakan tea ..."

My Diary I

Gw inget dulu ... jaman2nya gw masih gila dunia, bandel, males, egois, gengsian (according to my X-boyfriend) .. kayaknya hidup tuh hampaaaa gitu .. walaupun banyak temen, tapi tetep aja gak ada yang bisa nyentuh hati gw .. ditambah lagi dulu punya pacar yang malah bikin hidup tambah susah .. pokoknya serasa hidup sengsara deh..setiap gue pergi bareng temen2 atau pacar.. gue gak pernah bisa fully smile, pasti aja pikiran gue ada ditempat lain.. dan ... having fun ma temen-temen atau pacar tuh cuma last for a day or two.. gak ada yang long last ..

Sampe akhirnya gw mikir ... and disadarkan .. ternyata hidup tanpa FAITH bakalan kayak gitu rasanyaa.. gak akan ada yang abadi .. kalo kita pikir2.. emang orang yang setiap hari ke diskotik hatinya bakalan joged-joged atau tentram dan damai selalu ya?? Gak ngerasa ada yang hilang gitu???
Atau yang cekakak cekikik mulu ma temen2nya 24/7.. gak pernah ngerasa sedih atau ada masalah gitu???? .. hmmm dari situ gue jadi mikir ... kenapa kalo kita lagi hepi.. kadang atau sering kita lupa ma Dia.. (well, gue bukannya sok alim sih.. cuma itu yang pernah gue alamin ).. tapi pas kita dapet musibah pasti deh nangis meraung2 minta maaf/bantuan/ampunanNya .... Tapi pas kita dikasih hepi lagi.. kita lupa lagi .. dan seterusnyaa ... hmmm .. hidup2 .....

Guys, gue nulis gini bukannya mo sok ceramah dll .... tapi gue nyoba untuk ngingetin diri gue sendiri.. kesalahan yang pernah kita buat jangan sampe diulang untuk kesekian kalinya deh .. kesalahan apapun itu.. mau besar, kecil atau sedang ..... mungkin pertama kali kita bikin KESALAHAN bisa di bilang khilaf ... tapi kalo kedua, ketiga, keempat dan seterusnya??? Please dooong ... kalo kasarnya sih.. itu mah begooooo!!!!hehhehe ... (ups.. sorry ... kasar ya kata2nya).. well, gw lagi nyoba belajar tanggung jawab nih.. terutama tanggung jawab ma diri gue sendiri..dan berusaha untuk gak ngerugiin orang lain.. gue gak mau berbuat hal hal yang senonoh dan akhirnya malah ngerugiin diri sendiri atau orang lain.. dijamiinn dehh.. penyesalah itu selalu dateng belakangan .... gak ada yang nyesel dulu baru ngelakuin kan???!!... overall, gue bakalan nikmatin hidup.. Funky.. tapi tetep di jalanNya.. hehhee.. bisa gak ya?? Yah di coba dulu ajaa dehh .......okeh sodara2???!!!.. gue mo tidur lagi aahh ...... hehehheheee .....

Motto hari ini: IKHLAS!!! semakin kita ikhlas, insyaAllah ngedapetin yang tak terhingga.. believe it!

Wanna keep ur doctor away?..

"A Banana a day keep ur doctor away! ;)"...hehhehhehee,,,,

it can cure many sickness, u know.. ;)

Containing three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose -
combined with fiber, a banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy.

Research has proved that just two bananas provide enough energy
for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes. But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions making it a must to add to your daily diet.

Anemia: High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.

Blood Pressure: This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it the perfect food for helping to beat blood pressure.

So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed
the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to
reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.

Brain Power: 200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were
helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast,
break and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power.

Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist
learning by making pupils more alert.

Constipation: High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can
help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.

Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND
amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain trypotophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.

Hangovers: One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to
make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.

Heart-burn: Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body so
if you suffer from heart-burn,try eating a banana for soothing relief.

Morning Sickness: Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep
blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.

Mosquito bites: Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try
rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.

Nerves: Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous
system. Overweight and at work? Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and crisps. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods such as bananas every two hours to keep levels steady.

PMS: Forget the pills eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains
regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.

Ulcers: The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal
disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw
fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chroniculcer cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.

Temperature control: Many other cultures see bananas as a 'cooling'
fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of
expectant mothers. In Thailand, for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.

Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD): Bananas can help SAD sufferers
because they contain the natural mood enhancer, trypotophan.

Smoking: Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking,
as the high levels of Vitamin C, A1, B6, B12 they contain, as well as
the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.

Stress: Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the
heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's
water-balance.
When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, there by reducing our
potassium levels. These can be re-balanced with the help of a
high-potassium banana snack.

Strokes: According to research in 'The New England Journal of
Medicine' eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of
death by strokes by as much as 40%!

Warts: Those keen on natural alternatives swear that, if you want
to kill off a wart, take a piece of banana skin and place it on the wart,
with the yellow side out. Carefully hold the skin in place with a plaster or surgical tape!

Cinta..Love..Whatever!

ketika cinta itu tulus??? meskipun
kalah, kamu tetap menang,hanya karena kamu b'bahagia
dapat mencintai seseorang lebih dari kamu mencintai
dirimu sendiri...akan tetapi tiba saatnya dimana
kamu harus b'henti mencintai seseorang, bukan
karena dia telah menyakitimu, melainkan karena
qta menyadari bahwa orang itu akan lebih bahagia
apabila qta melepaskannya..

lebih baik menunggu orang yang kamu inginkan
daripada b'jalan dengan orang yang tersedia...
lebih baik menunggu orang yang kamu
cintai daripada dengan orang yg ada
disekelilingmu...
lebih baik menunggu orang yang
t'istimewa,karena hidup ini terlalu singkat
untuk dibuang hanya dengan " seseorang "...
kadang kalo orang yang sangat kamu cintai
adalah orang yang paling special di hatimu, dan kadang
kala seseorang yang membawamu kedalam
pelukannya sendiri dan menangis b'samamu adalah cinta
yang tidak kamu sadari....

rasa sayang terhadap seseorang??? itu bukan
cinta!!!! rasa sayang cepat berubah... hari ini
bilang " selamanya" tetapi besok " sampai disini
saja ", cinta bukan perasaan... tapi cinta
adalah...pengorbanan untuk kebahagiaan orang
laen...ingatlah!!!!!! cinta itu tidak harus
memiliki... jika orang yang kamu inginkan tidak kamu
dapatkan...tetaplah mencintai dirinya...karena
itulah...cinta sejati!!!!!!!.....

Kangen Banduung....

duuuh... tau sakau gak?? sakau pengen balik ke Banduuuungg... kangen ma makanannya euy plus jalan2.. main ma barudak 5 and barudak icmi.. ngabodor ma barudak studio (ina, pebie, p' dicky, a'tuteng..dduhh udah kebayang hebohnya..)..trus minum bubble station tea.. hehehe... nyanyi ma si A' Donny-nya p' Ajie..tapi paling ngangenin.... kangen ma K'dudang!!.. hikss..sedih..serius deh.. buat yang satu ini mah kangen pisaaaaaaaaannnn... kamana sih K'dud teh?? kangen tau!!!... inget pisan, apa2 teh pasti hani yang diduluin ma dia..sampe kalo pas hani lagi BT juga dia yang suka ngehibur.. atau kalo ada yang nge-BT-in, mo hani bener atau salah pasti dibelain... pokoknya he's such an angel dehh... hmm.. pokoknya kalo entar balik.. yang pertama dicari makanan..hhehehe.. yang kedua of course..K'dud doooong... ;)... i'll c u very very soonnnnn....

Autumn...

Kenalinn.. this is my Baby.. Autumn.. hehhee..

TengKyu Mam....

imaamm.. my pren, thanks ya dah bantuin and ngajarin gw bikin blog ini.. hehehe.. gud on u mate!!! once again.. thanks Bud!!! =D

yeepee... my new blog.. so excited!!

seneng bangett!!! akhirnya gue bisa bikin my own blog... hehhehee........